Bodyguard
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♡ ｐｒｏｍｐｔｓ
May. 13th, 2025 06:31 amsarabi posting in bakerstreet |
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shipping picture prompts
| o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level. o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs! o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients. |
link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
It’s Tuesday, gals
May. 13th, 2025 03:32 aminuyasock posting in bakerstreet
the phone sex +
sexting meme
sexting meme
what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires. |
Bkstr
May. 13th, 2025 03:29 amquickied posting in bakerstreet
bkstr In a world of micro-niche app startups, this one's not too complicated: Tinder for the bakerstreet set. Swipe right (producing the ✅ symbol) on who you'd like to date/hook up with, left (leaving ❎) on who you don't. |
Escape
May. 12th, 2025 01:48 pmtreefiddie posting in bakerstreet
On The Run Meme
Maybe something went wrong, or maybe it's just another normal day in your life, but you've found yourself on the run. Did you commit a crime, or cross the wrong person, or simply end up in the wrong place at the wrong time? Whatever the reason behind your situation is, your goal is the same: don't get caught.
How To Play
• Comment with your character, and if you're feeling ambitious put in a bit of a starter. Who are you running from and why?
• Respond to others, either as their partner on the run or part of the force chasing them.
• Have epic adventures, fall in love, utterly fail and get caught. See how it goes!
• RNG for some extra unpredictable fun.
• RNG for some extra unpredictable fun.
Scenarios
1. Running from the cops. You broke the law, whether it was shoplifting or murder, and now you've got a warrant out for your arrest.
2. Attracted the wrong attention. You made someone angry, or obsessed, or otherwise drawn their ire and now they're after you.
3. Somewhere or somewhen. You've ended up in a place and/or time in which you're not welcome.
4. Wildcard!
Relationships
1. Friends (or more.) You've known each other for awhile and are on good terms, so hopefully you can rely on each other in this situation.
2. Circumstantial allies. Strangers, enemies, or otherwise you've ended up in this mess together, and it might benefit you both to cooperate.
3. Opposite sides. One of you is the runner, and the other is pursuing. Which will prevail?
4. Wildcard!
Complications
1. Late to the party. How many people did you piss off? In addition to whoever was already after you, someone else now is as well. Maybe they'll take each other out?
2. Confrontation. They've found you, and it's come down to a fight.
3. Disguise. You can't evade them, but you can hope they won't recognize you. Better be a good actor!
4. Wildcard!
Notice me
May. 12th, 2025 12:27 pmfirstofherusername posting in bakerstreet
- Comment with your character.
- Against any better judgment they may possess, other characters are forced to reveal what they (honestly) notice first about your character.
- Remember filters? Now nobody has one. This will get messy in so, so many ways.
- Against any better judgment they may possess, other characters are forced to reveal what they (honestly) notice first about your character.
- Remember filters? Now nobody has one. This will get messy in so, so many ways.
Big up yourself, all day every day
May. 12th, 2025 09:48 pmasimpleegg posting in bakerstreet Rate Yourself |
| Hold your heads up, kings and queens. It doesn't matter if other people think you're a total hottie; what matters is if YOU think you're totally smashable. how to play - no blank comments. only leave ones with your character's rating of themselves (number scale, hot or not, would hit that, etc), either in the body or the subject line. - ??? - profit. - jealousy and hate are for uggos. |
Part of a machine, you are not a human being
May. 12th, 2025 08:59 ammirrormirrormeme posting in bakerstreet In this laboratory setting you've found yourself in - be it a shady, fly-by-night hackjob, a secret governmental facility, or a sleek, state-of-the art facility - there's no room for error. What's done is done for science: pure, perfect, uncorrupted by human foibles. Data is the only language spoken, reason the guiding light. And for all this progress to occur smoothly, everyone must know their proper role, from the specialists at work to the lowly crew...and, of course, any experiments involved. Some more bleeding hearts would feel sorry for the latter, but make no mistake, they're little more than lab rats. They are not to be pitied. Emotion shouldn't even be wasted on them. Especially not an emotion as messy and useless in and of itself as romantic love. Why, you wouldn't want to jeopardize the breakthrough of the ages on account of some fairy tale, would you? Besides, it would be the most unfulfilling of relationships, for you could never be with your beloved test subject. Unless. Unless you broke them out. Such an action would be highly illogical and, more importantly, met with severe punishment. Are they worth all that? How to Play - Your character is either some sort of test subject/creature/weapon/misunderstood and otherwise tortured prisoner of science OR an outside party (scientist, doctor, janitor, visitor, journalist, sky's the limit). They meet their opposite. They fall in love. Bad Shit happens. Nobody's happy. - Comment with your character, preferences, role, info, all the good stuff. - Reply to others. - Be tragic and miserable together. |
Insomniacs unite
May. 12th, 2025 08:27 amsupermeme posting in bakerstreetIt happens to everyone - sometimes, you have nights where you just can't fall asleep, no matter what you do. It could be for a number of reasons, or no reason at all. And this is what's happened now: you've been laying in bed for what feels like hours, just tossing and turning, and nothing seems to help. So what's left to do? Get out of bed and go wake someone else up, of course. If you're not getting any sleep, then why should they?
i n s t r u c t i o n s
• Post with your character (note the name and fandom in the subject).
• Other people reply to you by generating a number from 1 to 10.
• Have fun!
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Warm up to ya
May. 12th, 2025 06:42 amiamthesockpirelestat posting in bakerstreetTHE BODY HEAT MEME
Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.
Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.
A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!
So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!
Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.
Master/Mistress and Familiar
May. 12th, 2025 03:02 amjustformemes posting in bakerstreet Everybody needs a sidekick. This includes those who may have a little help of their own in the form of magic - witches, warlocks, mages, sages, casters, magicians...whatever you want to call them, they have a bit more juice than your average Joe. Luckily, the job comes with a built-in assistant: a familiar, or a helper spirit. The familiar serves as a guide to their magical "Master" of their choice, helping them out of tight spots and being their companion for life. Sometimes, they come in the form of animals, like dogs and especially cats. Some don't bother with this, though, and just stay in their true humanoid forms. The bond between familiar and master is one of intensity, and they know each other completely. Most familiars even have a telepathic link to their masters. That helps them keep an eye on them. Of course, given this closeness-beyond-closeness, it's easy to imagine a master and familiar as soulmates, and with familiars having a human form...well, intimacy seems like a natural option. Too bad relationships of that kind between master and familiar are strictly forbidden. Surely, that rule is always followed. HOW TO PLAY
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Soulmate
May. 11th, 2025 11:39 pmmemester posting in bakerstreet
soulmate meme ;
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂
Worst idea
May. 11th, 2025 05:56 pmcutenonny posting in bakerstreet| THE ❝FIRST TIME❞ MEME |
RULES! ♥ Leave a comment with your character's name and fandom. ♥ When replying, RNG for a number between 1 and 7. The number you get corresponds with the kind of "first time" sex you're having ♥ Go from there! The sky's the limit. |
| THE LIST! 01] Romantic | You waited and waited and waited for the right moment to take this final step with your partner, and it really paid off; neither of you can imagine this night (or day!) to be any better than it is right now. 02] The Only Time | You know somewhere in your heart that you won't be getting a second chance for this. The relationship is forbidden, or they're moving away, or you're moving away, or something is tearing this relationship apart, and that may be the last thing you want. 03] Set-Up | ... Oh. Well. Someone nudged you and this other person together, the one that you may have loved or hated or been friends with your entire life. It isn't completely by choice, but it doesn't sound like that bad of an idea... Or maybe it does. Who knows? 04] Experience Difference | One of you knows exactly what to do, and the other doesn't! Maybe they're just a natural at this kind of thing... or maybe there's a thing or two they haven't told you yet. 05] Hesitant | One (or both) of you aren't quite sure if you're ready for this next big step... at the same time, you want this to happen, though the thought makes butterflies flutter around in the pit of your stomach. 06] Awkward | It feels like everything that can go wrong does go wrong. Relax? You can't relax! This is s-s-s-s-sex-- oh, boy, there's another mistake. 07] Wildcard | This is the "other" option. Choose any of the above or create your own! [credit goes to connikebox] |
Bad takes
May. 11th, 2025 02:44 pmmarajaded posting in bakerstreet tell everybody something controversial yet brave. because you're right and you shouldn't be afraid to say it. how to play - put your character's unpopular opinion in the subject line. - let loose the hounds of hell. |
Affectionate physical contact
May. 11th, 2025 12:16 pmsockysockysock posting in bakerstreetmeme )
you love spending time with your significant other. but sometimes, just "spending time" with him/her isn't enough. you need to have your hands on each other every now and then.
➝ post your character below, with your character's name and series in the subject.
➝ tag other people, using an rng with range 1-8 to roll a scenario.
➝ roll as many times as you want, play out whatever you want
one; hugging. you just want to give your loved one a warm embrace. be it out of happiness, to comfort them while they're down, or just to give them something warm to latch onto, you just want to wrap your arms around them.
two; kissing. whether it's a peck on the cheek or a deep kiss, a kiss good-bye or a romantic kiss, you find yourself compelled to kiss the other person! be as tender or as passionate as you so choose.
three; holding hands. it's a simple gesture, really -- to reach out and take someone's hand. but that one simple gesture can convey any number of sentiments. what the sentiment is, is up to you, but you find yourself reaching out to take your significant other's hand.
four; carrying. is your loved one hurt and needs a lift? do they want a piggyback ride? or do you just want to spare them the effort of walking? whatever the reason, you're now itching to pick up your partner and carry them to their destination.
five; i love you. you've said it before or maybe you haven't but now you have to say it again or for the first time.
six; dancing. kick up the music, because it's time to dance! but no lone dancing allowed -- you need to have a partner! you can do whatever dance strikes your fancy. personally, i recommend the slow dance, but you can do whatever you want!
seven; massaging. did your significant other have a rough day? did they get hurt? or do you just feel like doing something really nice for them? whatever it is, you're giving them a nice massage now. they'll feel wonderful in no time!
eight; flirting. the easiest way to break the ice or maybe you're just an overly flirty person.
nine; cuddling. sometimes there's just no better feeling than curling up next to each other on a warm sofa. hold each other, lie next to each other, fall asleep on each other -- it's all good here.
ten; wild card! reroll, pick an option, or come up with something else!
Touch them and die
May. 11th, 2025 10:13 ampostingmemes posting in bakerstreettouch them, I'll kill you
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.
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Us against the world
May. 11th, 2025 10:10 amengagements posting in bakerstreet| US AGAINST THE WORLD | |||
| Out of the frying pan and into the fire doesn't even begin to describe the kind of trouble you two are in. It seems like everyone in the known universe is out to get you both - most likely because the most of them are. Somehow, the pair of you have gotten thrown together in a dangerous situation and now you're on the run. Perhaps it's expected; after all, you did break the laws together, even if the laws were corrupt and you were doing what's right. Maybe one of you is an innocent and the other is trying to protect you, or one of you is wanted or an escapee and it's imperative to get to safety...no matter if there's a reward for the more materialistic of you two, because they didn't do it out of the kindness of their heart. In the end, it all leads to the potential for you to be captured or worse. There's no one you can trust besides this one other person. Needless to say, that's a lot of trust to be allotted to one person. That kind of closeness can bring out some new emotions, emotions that should be buried for the good of your survival, lest things get complicated. Unless, of course, you want to play at being a actual couple in order to avoid suspicion. You can keep your real feelings from seeping through, right? But that's only one option.
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10/10
May. 11th, 2025 09:16 amsausagefests posting in bakerstreet
"i'd cuddle that" meme
for all the fluff lovers out there + fans of platonic cuddling, too!
🫂 comment with your character.
🫂 bakerstreet answers the burning questions for today's informed citizens: is your character cuddleworthy?
🫂 they'll let you know. because you were dying without this vital feedback.
Wear me out like Prada, devil’s in my details
May. 11th, 2025 07:42 ambaitings posting in bakerstreet  TABOO meme |
| Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture. So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk? How to Play- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better! ( trigger warning ) |
sunday texting.
May. 11th, 2025 06:50 amgenification posting in bakerstreet
You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)
instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.